first things first i’m
give us the child
*sunlight hits your laptop screen*
every piece of dust in the world
everything about this is pure gold.
We’re having pizza for dinner, is that ok?
the stupidest thing in the entire harry potter series was when they go down to the slytherin dormitory and it’s all dark and slimy and freezing and shit. as if lucius malfoy would let his son live in squalor like that. the house with the highest concentration of spoiled purebloods are happy to live under the goddamn lake? no.
wow this is the #1 best harry potter criticism i have ever read
they never had a chance
when i’m having an argument with someone and they start calling me “sweetie” and “honey” and “little girl” and i’m
I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.
omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven
In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy.
polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.
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