Baby: M-m
Mom: Mama?
Baby: The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

wigglytuffer:

first things first i’m

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homosexualpancakes:

give us the child

ekoenig:

*sunlight hits your laptop screen*

wow 

every piece of dust in the world

it’s here

candiedmoon:

everything about this is pure gold.

sarcarstic:

We’re having pizza for dinner, is that ok?

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isabelthespy:

spitefulbitch:

the stupidest thing in the entire harry potter series was when they go down to the slytherin dormitory and it’s all dark and slimy and freezing and shit. as if lucius malfoy would let his son live in squalor like that. the house with the highest concentration of spoiled purebloods are happy to live under the goddamn lake? no.

wow this is the #1 best harry potter criticism i have ever read

netscapeshawty:

they never had a chance

blacksteelgajeel:

when i’m having an argument with someone and they start calling me “sweetie” and “honey” and “little girl” and i’m

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americansavior:

itsjustsatanthings:

cumber-bitches:

caswantsdeansassbutt:

cumber-bitches:

cumber-bitches:

I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.

omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven

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In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy. 

polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.

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