jakesjohnson:

ernbarassing:

“Is it push or pull” I panic to myself as the doors come closer

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zftw:

genderthief:

i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth 

she’s waiting for the salsa

gangbangs:

who would name their kid zoey 101 

herbackrowkings:

lalondes:

>teenage actress’s private nudes get leaked

>teenage actress is reviled as a slut and a whore and a bad role model

>james franco asks a seventeen-year-old girl if he can meet her in a private hotel room

>james franco gets to go on saturday night live and joke about what a silly doofus he is for soliciting sex from a girl literally half his age

DO NOT DARE OVERLOOK THIS POST

dontactlikewewerenothing:

THEYRE STILL FRIENDS

scottthepilgrim:

it really pisses me off how easy it is to get sad and then how long and hard it is to get happy again like what the fuck man thats not fair

d0nn0:

the fallen

sassykardashian:

YOU KNOW WHEN YOU HAVE A LIL CRUSH ON SOMEONE BUT THEN AFTER A FEW DAYS YOU CATCH YOURSELF THINKING ABOUT THEM A LOT AND THAT LIL CRUSH IS NO LONGER A LIL CRUSH IT’S AN ADULT CRUSH AND IT RUINS YOUR LIFE LIKE WTF I DIDN’T SIGN ON FOR THIS

thehuglife:

This is my new favorite non threatening threat

high-functioning-drama-queen:

thisisafunnyfandomblog:

vvikipeidia:

its-fun-to-stay-at-the:

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m:

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its fun to stay at the

y

m

c

a

DONT CLICK C

DON’T CLICK C

DON’T CLICK C