i dont understand why do so many people make this mistake??
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i just got called a faggot by a group of 6th graders wearing polos
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everyone is like “omg tumblr should delete blogs that have been inactive for 2+ years” but i dont think they should
just imagine in 10 years time, in the back of your mind you remember tumblr, you open it up and you’re still logged in and you get to look at your blog and remember all this.
now imagine if you went back to see your old blog of your teenage years and it had been deleted because somebody ‘wanted your url’
how sad would that be
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anonymously tell me your credit card number ill reply with what I bought
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I FOUND MY TWIN ON OMEGLE
just kidding I photoshopped this you hooligans
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did u go out with the guy?????
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my dash is dead so i’m gonna liven it up with some fun, family-friendly text posts. let’s start this off, shall we? what’s brown and sticky?…. …. you guessed it…. … a stick! hahaha we’re all having fun here
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what kind of shoe is the most fit to be a spy?
a sneaker
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This guy would survive a horror movie.
This guy would survive a horror movie.
Every single time this comes up on my dash it gets funnier. Like I just fell of of my bed from laughing so hard
He fucking hit him with a lamp.
I love his freedom pants.
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hi hello if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today
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Hey what’s the most times you can masturbate without dying
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OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today
so we come across this thing
and we discover you can turn it inside out and
ITS HELLO KITTY I’M
HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO DONE
why the fuck
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when you’re in a really bad mood and someone tries to cheer you up
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